Weapons of Mass Seduction

by The David Bowie Knives

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It's about fucking time! The David Bowie Knives proudly present: Weapons of Mass Seduction. The definitive soundtrack for nights too epic to remember. 13 tracks of panty-melting fury for the sophisticated palette. Recorded at Mark-1 Studio. Please enjoy responsibly.

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released April 27, 2013

The David Bowie Knives are:

Gabe Andre
Shaun Martin
Alistair Reid

Mixed and Mastered by Koya Hisakazu at Mark-1 Studio.

Love and Respect to Brendan Harrington, Claire Wong, all our families, friends, bands we played with, venues we played at and children we helped to conceive.

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Track Name: Foreplay
MTR, Escalator.
Sham Shui Po, Refrigerator,
Wan Chai, Sexual Favours,
Causeway Bay, Space Invaders.

They're alright, They're alright,
They're alright and they play fuckin' sweet!

Carlsberg, Asahi,
Kronenbourg, Stella.
Rock Stars, Two A Penny,
Venues, Not Many.

They're alright, They're alright,
They're alright and they play fuckin' sweet!
Track Name: Evening Time
Evening Time. You watch the world go by,
Neon lights flashing around your eyes.
Wash away all of today's pain,
and go outside and dance around the night.

Stars come out to play.
So say what you wanna say.

Stick or twist. The choice is yours so don't miss
your chance to start again tonight.
It's a whole new world, see your life unfurl,
and go ahead, and dance around the night.

Stars come out to play.
So say what you wanna say.
Track Name: She's The One
She's the one that I've been looking for.
She's the one that gave me head the night before.
She said, 'You lookin' for good times honey?'
and I got up off of the floor.
She said, 'Let's do some freaky shit yeah!'
I said, 'That's against the law.'
And I can not say anymore.
Cos she's on the dance floor.

I met her back in 2004.
She walked in and my jaw just hit the floor.
She came over and sat down next to me
and I was gettin' the horn.
She said, 'Won't you buy me a drink yeah?'
and then she played with my balls.
And I can not say anymore.
Cos she's on the dance floor.

And she don't hesitate to be bold,
She's a girl who doesn't need to be told,
She don't care if you're young or if you're old.

Long brown hair and big brown eyes.
Her hand went to unzip my fly.
She sent my senses into the sky.

The she smiled and looked at me.
'Now you've gotta pay my fee.'
I said, 'What the fuck bitch! Don't joke with me!'

And she don't hesitate to be bold,
She's a girl who doesn't need to be told,
She don't care if you're young or if you're old.
Track Name: Work Hard
I've got no time to get it back.
I've got no time for heart attacks.
I've got no time for Goldman Sachs.

Whatcha say?
How can this be now honey?
How can this be?

I've got no time to rest my head.
I've got no time to stay in bed.
I've got no time, I'll sing instead.

Whatcha say?
How can this be now honey?
It happens to me.

Cos when I work so hard.
I lose my soul.

I've got no time to get it down.
I've got no time to fell it anyhow.
I've got no time to act a clown.

Whatcha say?
How can this be now honey?
It happens to me.

Cos when I work so hard.
I lose my soul.
Track Name: Thighs
Take what you want,
but just leave my beer alone.
I don;t need your heart of stone,
it gives me pain.

Your eyes are telling lies,
but not when I'm between your thighs.
I'm the only one that tries,
so take the blame.

But there once was a time,
when I was glad to know that you were mine.
And your clothes were looking pretty fine,
on my floor for a while.

And your lips, they tasted sweet,
My breath leaves me when we meet.
You always made my life complete,
everyday, blown away.

But you behaved like a child,
Oh those arguments were getting wild.
You were the start of my problem pile,
on my floor for a while.

You make me feel so old,
And I don't wanna go down that road.
You ain't ever gonna turn me bald,
So go on home, go on home.
Track Name: A.P.I.
Lookin at the A.P.I.
It's gonna be very high.
Do they know or do they lie?
Working out the A.P.I.

Take it out and change it round.
Hear the cry that people sound.
We know it's wrong, don't waste our time.
Working out the A.P.I.

I can feel the air.
And I know that it's not what it's supposed to be.
No responsibility.

We don't think it's fair.
We know that what you say, it isn't true.
Take my hand I'll guide you through.
Track Name: Crystal Clear
There are things which you must understand.
I'll try to make it crystal clear.
I have died about a thousand times.
And you're coming with me next my dear.

I believe that there's a common rule.
That you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
This is why I've got to sing to you.
It's why I'm singing you this song.
It's for you.

Well I saw my reflection behind your blue eyes.
How was I to know that it was me you despise?
I called you for hours, never picked up your phone.
I bet it made you happy to know that I was all alone.
I thought you were special and I thought you were mine,
How was I to know cos you kept feeding me your lines.
Well I'll tell you this one time, I won't tell you this twice.
You'll never get anyone when you're cold as ice.
Oh yeah. Woman.

This is why I've got to sing to you.
It's why I'm singing you this song.
I believe that there's a common rule.
That you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
It's for you.
Track Name: How Long?
Well I saw you looking in the mirror.
Do you even know your name?
And I wonder if you had the chance.
Would you do it all again?

How long will you keep on lying?
How long will you keep on trying to understand?

Well I saw you walking down that road.
Do you know where you are?
I wonder if you had the chance.
Would you go down that far?

How long will you keep on taking?
How long will you keep on wasting your life on them?

How long will you keep on faking?
How long will you keep on wasting your life on them?

Well I saw you looking in the mirror.
Do you know who you are?
Track Name: Boldly Going Nowhere
Look around instead of the bottom of your glass.
There's lots of things to do so get up off your ass.
Seize the moment or your time again will pass.
Be quick about it cos your life is fading fast.

Thinkers and listeners just stare into the sky.
But don't you want to be one who learns to fly.

Open up your eyes cos you're boldly going nowhere.
It comes as no surprise cos you're boldly going nowhere.
Take my keys tonight cos you're boldly going nowhere.
Don't give me any more of your lies cos you're boldly going nowhere.
Track Name: Gastropod
Well I don't understand cos you're a good looking guy.
And all the people round they ask you why
you're hanging round with women that make us cry.

She's been set on fire and put out with a spade.
Scraping the barrel I'm afraid.
So reconsider or you'll regret it the rest of your days.

So just don't you put your dick in that gastropod.
Don't you put your dick in that gastropod.
Don't you squeeze the tits of that gastropod.
So don't you squeeze the tits of that gastropod.

You're a good looking lady and we can't understand.
Why you're taking him home, he can hardly stand.
You're gonna wake up next to a buck-toothed ugly man.

Maybe you can't see it but your friends all do.
It's gonna be a fucking horrible screw.
But if that's what you want then I guess it's what you'll do.

But just don't you suck the dick of that gastropod.
Don't you suck the dick of that gastropod.
Don't you show your tits to that gastropod.
So don't you show your tits to that gastropod.

We're going down to New Orleans.
Where the air is hot and the grass is green.
I'll take you down with bread and cheese.
So come on baby now. Baby please.

So just don't you put your dick in that gastropod.
Don't you squeeze the tits of that gastropod.
Don't you suck the dick of that gastropod.
Don't you show your tits to that gastropod.
Track Name: You Want Me, Don't you?
I see you looking. I see you staring.
You're checking out yeah. The clothes I'm wearing.
You wanna get high. You want us to go.
Somewhere else babe. Cos you want me, don't you!

I don't care what you say.
I'm gonna get it anyway.
If you say no, you should know.
I'm gonna fuck your sister yo!

You won't mind when I find.
What's going on in your behind.
Different girl everyday.
And you want me, don't ya don't ya baby!

I see you looking. But I'm past caring.
No interest. So stop your staring.
I've got your number and I've got my whisky.
And I'll give you a call yeah, when I'm feeling frisky!

I don't care what you say.
I'm gonna get it anyway.
If you say no, you should know.
I'm gonna fuck your sister yo!

You won't mind when I find.
What's going on in your behind.
Different girl everyday.
And you want me, don't ya don't ya baby!

You had me. You got me.
But that does not mean that you get me.
That face. That kiss.
All covered in my sticky white love piss.

I'm a man who has needs.
And I won't stop till you bleed.
Stupid bitch. Have that itch.
Cos you had me didn't you, didn't you baby.

I believe in rock 'n' roll.
Cos rock 'n' roll believes in me.
Track Name: Money
Money, I can't see.
All the good you do for me.
You're this thing I abuse.
That's why I sing the blues.

Money, what's the point?
In all your greenbacks and coins.
I can't get peace of mind.
So I want you out of my life.

I don't ever want to see you no more.
You only ever do me harm.
Track Name: V.D.
I've got V.D.
Don't get V.D.